"I think I'll pay her a little visit," he thought out loud. So he teleported to her room. It just so happened that he got there when she got in her room. He teleported right in front of her, and when he saw her his eyes shot open.
Then he smirked and said, "Hey, I guess I can find a girl in a fighting uniform!"
"Ha ha ha." Bulma said sarcastically, then she walked over to her closet to change.
"Hey," Vegita said, stopping her, "Why are you wearing my armor anyway?"
"Because," Bulma explained, "I wasn't gonna walk downstairs half, no, three-fourths naked. Which, by the way, was your doing."
"Oh yea... that..." Vegita said. He could feel his face growing hot. Bulma went to her closet to change. When she came out she threw the Saiya-Jin spandex and armor at Vegita and said, "There ya go, all yours."
Vegita walked over to her closet and hung up the suit. "You might need it later on." he said walking out of the room.
"Wait!" Bulma called.
Vegita turned around and said, "Whoa, déjà vu."
"Why did you bring me up to your room anyway?" Bulma inquired.
"Well, I kinda got so used to sleeping next to you that I couldn't get to sleep without you next to me." Vegita said.
"Ohhh... that's so sweet..." Bulma cooed.
"Uhhh... yea." Vegita commented and walked out of the room.
Later that night in Vegita's room...
*ring ring*
"Who would call me, no one ever calls me." Vegita thought aloud. He picked up the phone and said, "Yea."
"Well you're not very polite on the phone." said a familiar voice.
"What do you want Kakarott?" Vegita said grumpily.
"So, you recognized my voice!" Goku replied happily.
"Yes I recognize your annoying voice."
"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to come to my bachelor party?"
"Bachelor party? What the hell is a bachelor party?"
"You don't know what a bachelor party is? Boy, Planet Vegita must have been a boring! A bachelor party is like your last party you have when you're single, but I kinda am putting it on too late, but hey, I wanna have it."
"Yeah sure, when?"
"Tonight at 8, it'll be at the Blue Max, ya know, the bar."
"I know what the Blue Max is!"
"Okay, geez."
"Yeah I'll be there."
"Great! See ya then!"
"Yeah."
"Bye."
"Bye."
*click*
Hmmm.... a bachelor party huh? Never had those on Planet Vegita. Must be a human thing.
At The Party...
"And Chichi comes in with whip cream covering the places I don't wanna see on her, unfortunately not her face, thinking she looks as hot as the girl on Varsity Blues!!!!" Goku said, everyone burst out laughing, him the most. They all had beers and were so drunk they could barely fly. The people at the party were Tien, Yamcha, Goku, Vegita, Piccolo, and Chouzu, yes Chouzu is old enough to drink.
When the party ended, they all went their own separate ways. Vegita went to the Capsule Corporation, Yamcha, Piccolo, Tien and Chouzu all went to their own separate apartments, and Goku went to his house.
When he got there, he kept crashing into things and making loud noises so he woke Gohan up. He came out rubbing his eyes and saw Goku. "Dad? What are you doing?" he asked sleepily.
"Why I just got home Go... Go... what was your name again?"
Now Gohan knew the signs of intoxication, and he saw obvious signs in Goku. "Dad, you're intoxicated!" Gohan exclaimed.
"Are you calling me stupid?!" Goku yelled pointing his finger at Gohan.
"But Dad, intoxicated means—"
"Go to your room!"
"But—"
"Now!"
Gohan sighed and walked to his room.
Goku walked into the living room and said, "Hi honey!"
Sara walked into the house, she walked into the living room and gasped. "Oh my god Goku, why are you making out with the dog?!"
"Huh?" Goku looked up at Sara who was wide eyed, then at the dog who was also wide eyed, the back at Sara, then at the dog, then started spitting and gagging and ran to the bathroom. (AN: Here is one of the major reasons not to get drunk!)
At The Capsule Corporation...
Vegita snuck in what he thought was his room, but since he was drunk, he tripped over the window and crashed onto the floor. He heard rustling in the background, then a light turned on. There was Bulma standing in a robe.
"Bulma? What the hell are you doing in my room?" Vegita asked, one eye half closed.
"Your room? Vegita, you're in my room." Bulma explained.
"Your.... room?" he said looking around.
Everything was different. "Oh man!" he said getting up, but then he tripped again, but this time he just lay there, didn't even try to get up.
"Oh god Vegita! You're drunk! What did you drink at that bachelor party?" Bulma asked.
"Something called tequila..." Vegita said.
"Vegita, that's like practically all alcohol!" Bulma wailed.
"Really? Well I'm not drunk anywayz." Vegita said with a wavery voice.
Bulma stood there with her hands on her hips and said, "Do you want to make a bet on that Mr. Drunk out of his mind!"
"But I don't have any money..." Vegita whined.
"Well if you don't have any money that means it's true."
"Really?"
"Yep. Now let's take you up to your room."
"But I don't wanna!!" Vegita whined, just like a 3 year old.
"How many glasses of tequila did you have?" Bulma asked, she never thought he would act like this, no matter how drunk he got. And she thought he'd have the sense to not get drunk.
"Well, I was unusually thirsty, I think it was somewhere between 40 and 50." Vegita said.
"Between 40 and 50 glasses of tequila?! I'm surprised you haven't passed out!" Bulma said.
"Actually, on the way here, I did pass out a couple of times... the first time I landed on my head, that hurt!" Vegita said rubbing his head.
"Yea... okay, let's get you to bed. And since you refuse to go up to your room, you can sleep in my bed and I'll sleep on the floor." Bulma said like a mother to a very small child. She brought him over to the bed and put him on the bed, but it was hard.
"Now you don't have to sleep on the floor. You can sleep in the bed with me!" Vegita said smiling happily.
"No, that's okay, I'll sleep on the floor." Bulma said looking at him awkwardly.
"Sleep in the bed or I'll cry!" Vegita yelled.
"Okay I'll sleep in the bed!! Please don't make this weirder than it already is!!" Bulma said jumping onto the bed. "You are unbelievably drunk aren't you?"
"You wanna know something funny?" Vegita asked.
"I can't imagine, but go ahead, tell me." Bulma said.
"I... love you," he said smiling and touched his pointer finger onto her nose, "but I've been too much of a wuss to tell you because you're in love with somebody else."
Bulma was stunned, "W-when did I s-say I was in love with s-somebody else?"
"A while ago when you tried to kill yourself and you told me one of your problems was that you were in love with someone but you were afraid to tell him." Vegita explained.
"Well, whoever said I was talking about somebody else..." Bulma said quietly.
"You mean..... you were talking about me?" Vegita said wide eyed, or at least as wide eyed as he could get.
Bulma turned her head up and looked into Vegita's eyes. She slowly nodded her head.
Vegita couldn't help himself, he lunged forward and kissed her passionately. She kissed back. (AN: I'm so used to reading this mushy stuff, not writing it, so it feels a little weird.)
Back At Goku's House...
Goku was distraut about what he did. "But I thought it was you!" Goku said, his face in his hands.
"You honestly thought the dog was me?" Sara asked.
"Well my vision was blurry and I couldn't tell a mouse from an elephant." Goku said sadly.
"Well this time it will be me..." Sara whispered. They were about to kiss when...
"A BACK UP GIRL?!?!?!" someone yelled so loud it shook the whole house.
"No! Please don't please don't! *crash!!!* Aaaaahhhh!!! Ooooowwww!!!" someone else cried.
Then the door slammed and a very angry Rebekah came storming into the living room.
"Yamcha just confessed that I was a BACK UP GIRL!!" she yelled.
"Oh... sorry... Rebekah..." Sara said wide eyed.
"Oh, and you know that big tree that was in you front yard?" Rebekah said, "It's now on top of Yamcha. Have a nice night!" And with that, she left, leaving Goku and Sara scared and confused.
The Next Morning At The Capsule Corporation...
Vegita woke up with a pounding head ache. "Ooooowwww...." he groaned.
"It's called a hangover." somebody yelled from his bathroom, but he recognized the voice.
"Bulma?" he asked.
"Boy, that tequila is like a truth serum on you." Bulma replied.
"What do you mean?" Vegita asked, very confused.
Bulma walked out of the bathroom and kissed him, then walked back in.
"Oooohhh," Vegita groaned, "don't tell me I told you..."
"Yes you did," Bulma answered quickly.
"Oh ma—" Vegita stopped in mid sentence, "wait, if I told you, I woke up with you in my room, and you just kissed me... then that must have turned out to be a good thing!"
Bulma poked her head out of the bathroom and gave Vegita a 'duh' look, then pulled her head back into the bathroom.
"But you can't tell anyone about this relationship!" Vegita said.
"I wasn't planning on it, do you know how pissed my father would be? He'd kill me!" Bulma replied.
"Yeah, if Kakarot knew I had a relationship, especially with you, I would never hear the end of it." Vegita said.
Bulma walked out of the bathroom fully dressed, walked over to Vegita, gave him a quick kiss and said, "Bye sweety I'm going out to get some groceries. You better get up soon if you want to get your fill of training!" And then, she left.
Vegita sat there and thought for a minute, "Sweety? Is that my new pet name?" he thought out loud. Then he shrugged, got dressed and went to the gravity machine to train.
That night at dinner, things went pretty normal. Bulma served dinner, but this time she sat next to Vegita. They were eating like they normally did, until Bulma jumped a little.
"Stop it!" Bulma whispered to Vegita while smiling and giggling. Vegita gave her a small smirk. Bulma and Vegita stopped when they saw Mr. and Mrs. Briefs looking at them weird.
"Uhhhh, what's going on Bulma?" Mr. Briefs asked, confused.
"Nothing, why would you ask that?" Bulma asked keeping her face towards her plate.
"Never mind. Forget your father said anything at all, dear." Mrs. Briefs said.
Things went on like that for about a month, then one day, Bulma got sick. She didn't tell anybody, she told her parents she was going to the mall, but she really went to the doctor. When the results of her visit came back, what she thought was true, she was pregnant.
She went back to the Capsule Corporation and went up to Vegita's room. No one was there. He must be training. she thought. So she just sat on the bed thinking.
That Night...
When Vegita got done training, he went up to his room and saw Bulma sitting on his bed.
"Hey Bulma, you didn't tell me you got home." Vegita said.
"What do you think of Trunks?" Bulma asked.
"What?"
"What do you think of Trunks, for a name?"
"A name for who?"
Bulma got up and walked over to Vegita. "Do you love me?"
"Of coarse. Why wouldn't I?"
"And you promise you'll never leave?"
"Seeing what it did to you last time, yes."
Bulma hesitated, but then said, "I'm.... I'm pregnant."
"Pregnant?"
"I'm going to have a baby, a baby boy. Your baby boy to be exact."
"What?!"
Bulma bowed her head. Vegita put one hand on his hip and the other on his forehead. He walked out to the balcony to think. Bulma figured she'd better just let him be for now, it was 8 pm. At 10, he still hadn't come in, and Bulma was about ready to go to sleep. She walked out onto the balcony next to Vegita and said, "Vegita, come in, it's late."
He didn't say anything.
Bulma sighed, "Come to bed soon." she said. She kissed him on the cheek and walked back into the room.
Great. Now she's gonna have a brat. She's gonna have to tell her parents and then our secret will be exposed.
He was out there for a long time, but finally he made up his mind, let her tell her parents, I won't be here. He walked into the room and saw Bulma asleep. He leaned over and kissed her, "Good bye," he whispered. Then he flew out the window.
When Bulma woke up that morning, she called out, "Vegita?" but nobody answered. Oh no, she thought, please no! She ran to the window, it was quiet outside, he was not in the gravity machine. She ran upstairs as fast as possible.
When she got to Vegita's room, she just opened the door, but no one was there. Her eyes filled with tears and she slowly walked back to her room. When she got back to her room, she ran to her bed and cried hysterically while yelling, "You promised!! You promised me you would never leave!!"
Vegita went to the same place he did last time he ran away, he felt really bad, but he couldn't risk his pride, could he?
He was gone for over a week, and he had basically been thinking the whole time. But finally, after a battle in his head, he had made his choice. How could he possibly choose pride, or anything for that matter, over the woman he loved? And he started on his way.
It was about midnight when he got to the Capsule Corporation. He quietly entered Bulma's room through the window. He walked over to her bed and touched her cheek with his hand. But her cheek was so cold. And that feeling of warmth spread throughout her body. Vegita was about to leave, but while Bulma was sleeping, she got a feeling inside that was near. She opened her eyes and sat up quickly and said, "Vegita?!" before she even saw him. She looked over and saw Vegita standing in the middle of the room. Tears started building in her eyes.
He walked over to her, put his hand on her cheek and said, "I think Trunks would be a wonderful name."
Her eyes lit up and a big smile came across her face. She leaped on Vegita and cried hysterically on his shoulder the rest of the night, or until she fell asleep. Then Vegita picked her up and put her on the bed, then he floated over to the other side of the bed and hugged her all night.
Mr. Briefs walked down the hall toward Bulma's room whistling. But when he opened the door to her room, he gasped. He saw Vegita laying next to Bulma, holding her!
"Bulma!!" Mr. Briefs yelled.
Bulma shot up. "What? Huh? Who?" she said quickly.
"What in god's name is going on here?!" Mr. Briefs yelled, infuriated.
Bulma turned her head towards Vegita, who was now awaked, and mouthed 'Can I tell him?' Vegita sighed and slowly nodded. Bulma smiled warmly, then turned her head to Mr. Briefs.
"Dad, get Mom and go down to the living room, there's something I need to tell you."
"Mom, Dad," Bulma started when they were all down in the living room, even Vegita, "I have something to tell you. I'm.... I'm.... pregnant."
"PREGNANT?!" her parents yelled simultaneously.
There was an awkward silence, but then Mrs. Briefs said, "Why, honey... I didn't know you and Yamcha were back together..."
"Oh hell no!" Bulma yelled. Vegita laughed a little.
"Well... if he's not the father.... then... who is?" Mr. Briefs asked, a little frightened about who it might be.
Vegita was standing in the shadows, Bulma walked over to him, put her arm around his thin waist and walked into the middle of the room. Mr. Briefs' mouth dropped wide open.
"Vegita," Bulma said. That being said, Mr. Briefs fell over backwards, he had fainted.
Mrs. Briefs squealed, "Oh I'm going to be a grandmother!!" and she clapped her hands. She ran over to Bulma and gave her a big hug and kiss, and then she did the same to Vegita. She stepped back to look at them, "Oh, you two make the cutest couple! And is a boy or a girl?" she asked anxiously.
"A boy!" Bulma said smiling.
"Oh I bet he'll be as handsome as his father!" Mrs. Briefs said running up and hugging Vegita.
Vegita leaned over and whispered, "She's taking this rather well, don't ya think?"
Bulma giggled and nodded her head in agreement.
"But mom," Bulma said, "what about dad? Is he gonna be all right?"
"Oh your father will be all right, he just got overly excited." Mrs. Briefs replied.
"Uhhh mom, I kinda doubt that," Bulma said.
Vegita realized that the baby would need a father, and that it's parents would need to be..... married. So he decided to ask Goku how to propose, for he knew that news of the baby, and the relationship, had spread to everyone they knew. So he just went over there.
When he got there and knocked on the door, Goku opened the door and said, "Vegita! You rascal you!" and he hugged him and picked him off the ground.
"Get your damn hands off of me!!! I'm not Sara!!" Vegita yelled, wiggling in Goku's arms trying to get out of his grip.
"Oh yeah, that's right, you're not 'that' kind of person," Goku replied setting him down.
Vegita shook himself then walked into his house, not even asking. This was something strange to him, a new feeling, shyness. He had never felt something like it before. But he mustered up the guts to do it. He turned around to face Goku and said, "Kakarott, uhhh.... I have a question...."
"Shoot." Goku said smiling.
"Uhhh.... yea... the question... ummm... how do you... uhhh... propose? I mean do you just go up to her, say 'marry me' and go get married?" Vegita said incredibly embarrassed.
"Propose?! Vegita!! I can't believe it!! Congratulations!!" Goku yelled happily.
Vegita put his hand in front of Goku's, like a stop signal, with his other arm across his chest and his head turned and eyes closed. "I asked a simple question, now give me a simple answer." Vegita said impatiently.
"Okay, you have to go buy her a big diamond engagement ring. Then when you give it to her, you get down on one knee in front of her, and say 'Bulma, will you marry me?'" he acted it out as he said it.
Vegita looked at him awkwardly, then said, "Okay, where do I find a ring?"
"At the mall," Goku replied.
"The mall? That's like forbidden territory for me... but if it's for Bulma, I will." Vegita said.
"Ohhhhhh.... that's so sweet!" Goku said smiling.
"What are you, gay?" Vegita said raising an eyebrow.
"No!!! I was just joking!! It was kinda sweet though..." Goku said, embarrassed.
Vegita rolled his eyes and started walking out of the house. "Wait! Where's my thanks!" Goku called after him.
"You just received it." Vegita called back, then he left.
"The nerve!" Goku said angrily. Then he shrugged and walked into the living room.
Later that night, after he got back from the mall, a journey he would never tell anybody about (AN: but that doesn't mean that I won't write about it in a side story after this one!), he went up to Bulma's room, where he expected Bulma to be, she was.
"Hi Vegita! Where you been all day?" Bulma greeted.
"Uhhh.... no where..." Vegita replied nervously. He walked over to the wall, who was sitting on her bed, got down on one knee in front of her just as Goku said to do. She gasped.
"What? What'd I do wrong?" Vegita said nervously.
"N-nothing, p-please continue....." Bulma stammered.
"Oh, okay," Vegita said, relieved. He cleared his throat and said as he slipped the beautiful diamond ring on her finger, "Bulma, will you marry me?"
Bulma was speechless, Vegita was asking to marry her, she figured she would have to do that, and she was going to soon. Vegita started sweating he was so nervous. "So?" he asked.
"Y-y-yes. Yes. Yes! Of coarse I will marry you!!" Bulma yelled happily. She hugged Vegita so tightly that he could barely breath. Vegita was so relieved, he was afraid she would say no. They hugged for a long while, but then Bulma realized that she had to plan the wedding. She wanted it to be soon, so her and Vegita agreed on next week.
Next Week At The Wedding...
Vegita was pacing in his dressing room. Goku just watched him and said, "Now who's the one getting married."
"Hey, this is my first, not my second," Vegita came back.
Goku shut up. Then the lady that told them when to go on opened the door and peeked in. "Come on you guys, you're almost on." she said to them.
"Okay! We're coming!" Goku said grabbing Vegita's hand and running out to the line of people to walk down the aisle. The ring bear, flower girl, bridesmaids, but since Bulma believed in 'silly superstitions' as Vegita called them, she didn't want him to see her in her dress until she was walking down the aisle. "Please Vegita, it's bad luck!" she had said to him.
They waited for what seemed like an eternity, but then the lady said to Vegita, "Okay, you're on!" Vegita walked down the aisle, not knowing if he was doing it right. But Goku was next to him, so he wasn't as embarrassed to know that Goku might screw up. When they got to the aisle, down came the flower girl and ring bear. Then the bridesmaids. Then... the bride.
Vegita's eyes grew wide at her radiant beauty. He never thought she could look so wonderfully beautiful, it was stunning. When she got up to the alter, her and Vegita locked eyes for the rest of the wedding. It was like they were talking to each other telepathically, because once Bulma got up there with him, Vegita was incredibly calm, or at least calmer.
During the wedding, nothing went wrong. Bulma was very pleased, Vegita hadn't witnessed very many weddings, only one to be exact, and he didn't know anything about them, so he didn't really know what to think about it. But he actually did have a little fun... at the reception.
At The Reception...
Vegita had danced to one fast song, and all of the slow songs. He was actually having a pretty decent time. Then came the dance for only the bride and groom. Bulma had picked the song that she hoped would best suit their life after the wedding, I Wanna Love You Forever by Jessica Simpson. Vegita was kind of embarrassed up there, the only one dancing, in front of everybody. But Bulma comforted him.
"Vegita, don't be so tense. Relax." Bulma whispered in his ear.
"I can't, all these people are staring at me," Vegita said.
"Oh would you forget about your damn pride for once, and just do this for me." Bulma said sadly.
"Sorry," Vegita apologized, "it's just that we never had any of these weird human rituals on Vegita."
"That's okay," Bulma replied back smiling. She rested her head on his shoulder and closed her eyes, just like at Goku's wedding. Bulma had been noticing something. "Vegita, you're not screwing up on your slow dancing." she whispered happily.
"It's a good thing you gave me those dancing lessons." Vegita replied smirking. Bulma looked up at him, smiled at him lovingly and kissed him. They didn't even notice the other people starting to join in on the dancing to the beautiful song. They were in their own little world, a world where it was only them, no one else, just dancing together lovingly for all time.
The End
(And there will be a sequel, I mean, we gotta have Trunks in there somewhere.)
I would also like to give my thanks to my friends Sara, who is writing a wonderful story right now, and Rebekah. They were both such a big help in this story.