Chapter One
...Everyone was standing around waiting. There was only the sound of silence among the wished back and transported group of Namek fighters and Z soldiers, including Vegeta, Gohan, Tien, Yamcha, and even (finally) Chao-tzu and Krillin. Kaiou-Sama was keeping in touch with Dende about what was happening to Namek. Kaiou suddenly announced that Namek had blown up, but that he had not felt Goku's ki on it during the blast. Kaiou-Sama said that Goku was alive, but he didn't know if Freezer was dead. Kaiou said that he couldn't feel Freezer, but then again he couldn't when he was on Namek either.
This came as a shock to Vegeta, since Freezer had killed him so quickly and easily. Why is Kakkarott still alive? I'm supposed to be the strongest Saiya-Jin in the universe! Then again, I should be grateful. If Freezer is alive also, he will hunt me down and kill me for a second time. I'll probably be sent to Hell, and stay there for so long I'll never be able to fight Kakkarott again. Damn. Of course, Vegeta did not announce his worries out loud. He just stood around with everyone else and didn't say a word, and this came as a shock to everyone since Vegeta was usually diabolically ranting whenever he was with anyone he hated.
I should be raging that Kakkarott probably killed Freezer, but I'm not. I wanted Freezer to die by my hands, but I'm not strong enough yet. If he's still alive, I wouldn't have enough time to train and become a Super Saiya-Jin like that idiot Kakkarott. Vegeta just couldn't shake the thought of Freezer coming to kill him again. Even though he had come back, the first time he got strangled and shot through the heart with a ki beam was agonizing and painful, and he didn't want to experience anything like it again.
Bulma was wandering around in tension, pacing back and forth, then walking to the other side of the mob of people and walking back. As she was going on one of her frequent trips, she noticed Vegeta and shivered. She studied him from a safe distance. It's so weird being this close to the monster. To see him so close up, just standing there. Man, does he look worried. I heard he got a brutal killing on Namek. He must feel weird, being here with all the good guys, waiting to hear the same news. I bet he's lonely...boy what a great body on that man...eeewww, did I actually think that? Bulma reassures herself that Yamcha is her dreamboat and that the horrible monster in front of her is nothing but a killing machine. Despite this, she stood near him.
That girl is looking at me. She's the gorgeous smart one I noticed on Namek. Hmmm...why is she staring I wonder. She thinks I don't notice. She's alot prettier than almost any Saiya-Jin girl I would have found on Vegeta-Sei...What am I thinking??!?!?!? Mate with a human? What a sickening thought. Kakkarott is dumb enough, but not me. Love is an emotion that I don't even understand and have never experienced. Most of the time I don't even like myself...
Dende suddenly smiled. "Kaiou-Sama has just informed me that Freezer is dead!" he yelled to everyone. They all cheer. Everyone bounced around and yelled in joy. Everyone got hugs and even some kisses from everyone else.
Vegeta, for the first time in his whole life, was truely happy, and had to let it go somehow without being embarrassed. Subconsciously and so fast he didn't even know it, he grabbed the nearest person to him: Bulma. He hugged her close to him and started kissing her right on the lips, and held it for a loooong time. At first, no one noticed, but then Krillin caught a glimpse and couldn't stop staring. Others looked too until the whole congregation was staring directly at Vegeta and Bulma.
Vegeta and Bulma both had their eyes closed and were in such Heaven they were oblivious to all around them. They just kept kissing. Bulma didn't even resist. Everyone was in total shock-over. ChiChi fainted. Even Kaiou-Sama, watching through his screen, was baffled and at a loss for words. Again, silence reigned the site. The one long kiss did not stop.
Oolong, being the pervert he is, managed to snap a few quickies with his little camera of the pair making out. However, after about five more minutes, Krillin was over his sudden shock bafflement (Unlike everyone else) and said, "Hey, are you two ever going to quit?"
Vegeta looked up. He stopped kissing Bulma, but was still holding her. He looked at everyone, who stared back at him. I wanted to not be noticed, dammit... thought Vegeta. The sides of his face blushed bright red, and he bolted off the scene into the forest where he sulked for the rest of the time. Bulma, however, just stood there with her eyes closed, grinning from ear to ear. She finally looked up at everyone, and said, "Man oh man, that guy is the best kisser in the universe." That being said, Yamcha fell on his back.