Vejitasei : Story Archives : 161-180
"Konnichiwa, minna-san!" Minako said, who loved being the center of attention. "I'm Sailor Venus!"
She paused, silently contemplating over her thoughts. "Umm...If I may ask...Just what are you guys doing here?"
-- Minako
After Sailor Venus introduces herself, Mercury does too. "Konnichiwa. Watashi wa Sailor Mercury. And, like what Venus said, just what are you guys doing here? You don't seem like some evil beings who want to take over the world."
-- Ami
Cat-Shampoo watches the chaos of the new ship. Then she sees someone bringing a kettle of warm water to the passed-out woman. She runs towards the person, scratches his leg, and bangs the kettle over onto herself, transforming back into a girl.
"Finally! Shampoo back to normal. Nihao, everyone!"
::looks at everyone giving her strange looks::
"What? Shampoo say something wrong?"
-- Shampoo
"Wwwwweeeeee" Chibi says, "This is fuuunnn!" Chibi says while squealing. "You have to teach me how to fly, Kuririn."
"Hey, there, over there." Chibi says while pointing to the ground, "Why aren't they fighting?" Chibi says while have a questioning look.
"Hey, but wait." Chibi says while looking at the ground "Don't look now...but we're being followed." Chibi tells Setsuna while still looking down.
-- Setsuna
"Wanna go right now PRINCESS?! Your have no room to talk! You're built like a stick, your face makes me sick, your thighs are too thick, you can't even kick, your dumb as a brick, you talk like a hick, your hair's a cow lick, you itch like a tick, and you can't cook... You've got no figure, you've got lead wait in the water, you hit people when you're mad, you're as violent as a gorilla and as coordinated as a whale!!!!"
"Don't pay any attention to her, she's a criminal! She may not always look like it, but she's a devil at heart! I wouldn't trust her if I was you! I mean just look at the way she treats me!"
-- Ryoko
Mars nearly fell over. "Well, don't you guys love each other? Eh heh, heh heh....Oh boy."
Mars turns to Venus. "What should we do, guys?"
-- Rei
"Oooh, Shampoo have suggestion!" ::jumps up and down and claps her hands:: "They have duel to death! Then problem disappear and everyone happy. Well..." ::looks thoughtful:: "...except loser."
-- Shampoo
Mars face vaults. "Battling to the death is no way to solve this! We should have a staring contest. Ready, Aeka, Ryoko? What do you think?"
-- Rei
Shampoo is waitressing at the Cat Cafe. She decides to use this as a chance to train for the upcoming tournaments.
First, a noodle combination. She leaps into the air, and throws the dish onto a table across the room. It lands perfectly. After practicing this move with an order of egg rolls and some tom yum soup, Shampoo moves on to practicing dodging.
Her grandmother starts throwing knives at her while Shampoo is bringing rice to a table. One knife grazes her, but she deflects the rest. After that, she takes a break and goes outside to practice doing ten thousand kicks and punches, then runs through a swarm of angry bees, dodging and swatting.
To finish the session, Shampoo eats half a plate of Akane's cooking as endurance training. She just barely makes it.
-- Shampoo
Pluto looks down and sighs, "Those two are serious idiots. Why are they following us?"
Below:
Sanshi and Edmon stop to pant. Sanshi leans against a fence, "Kuririn flies fast..."
Edmon looks at his friend, "There is something wrong with that sentence... Oh, yeah, the flying part. How can someone _FLY_?!"
Sanshi shrugged, "Got me, but they're getting away" The boy start running again.
Above:
"I don't think the other senshi need us." Pluto smiled to herself, "But we should go down and check."
Kuririn starts to drop to the ground. When they land, he rubs his arms, and the girls walk over to the gathered inner senshi. Pluto resumes her 'myterious woman' attitude.
-- Setsuna
"WHAT?!" Chibi says as she realizes that everyone is doing nothing except talking. "Hey Meatball Head, what's the big idea prank calling us? Hey answer me!!!"
"WE, being me and Sailor P over there, were talking to two hot guys until you sent us the message saying Sailor Soldiers needed...and we had to ditch them just to come here."
"Come on Sailor P, let's leave."
-- Sailor Cosmos
Chibiusa and Bra finally arrive at a nice deserted area in the forest. Bra stops running and lets go of Chibiusa's arm. She rubbs it sorely. "Itai..." she moans.
Chibiusa sits down silently, watching Bra. "Well..." she finally says. "I might tell you my secrets...you have a really good shine, that means that you have a pure dream mirror. So I think I can trust you. You tell me a secret about you first, though. Like how can you run so fast? And how can you fly? And in that picture I saw at your house, did your papa have a monkey tail...or what was it?"
-- Chibiusa
Aeka clenches her fists very tightly and energy begins to crackle all around her. "Ryoko...you DARE to call ME, the royal PRINCESS of Jirai, a criminal??!!"
Her guardian powers begin to appear all around her, (or as Ryoko would call them, the many "Trash Cans" of Jirai), and shards of light begin to streak past the Sailor Soldiers as they stare in disbelief.
"Grrrrr....you space pirate liar....rrrrrrr.... You make me so mad!!!!!" She raises her hands and is just about to begin shooting many energy blasts at Ryoko, when a picture of Sasami suddenly flashes across her mind.
She lowers her hands. "I almost forgot..." Aeka mutters, turning away from Ryoko. "I promised Sasami-chan that if I followed you here, I wouldn't cause any trouble to the humans....despite what you said or did to enrage me..." her voice becomes gentle and kind with that sentence.
She bows slightly to the now fried Sailor Soldiers. "I am very sorry, please forgive me for burning your outfits with my energy." she says softly as she notices the charred remains of their sailor fuku.
"I would be glad to offer you all dinner at any restaurant you'd like, as an apology for my temper." She glares over at Ryoko. "You, on the other hand, can pay for your own dinner with whatever money you stole from people on your last adventure aboard Ryo-ohki."
-- Aeka
"Nope, I won't tell you until you tell me your secret first..."
-- Bra
"Umm..." Mercury looks down at her charred fuku and then turns to the other Sailor Senshi, "What do you guys think? She seems sincere to me."
-- Ami
There's only one question that pops into Mars' mind.
"Is there lots of cheesecake?!!!!!!!!!" she said, getting a face like Lina Inverse gets before she's about to eat.
-- Rei
He slowly steps away from Setsuna and Chibi, but is grabbed by Setsuna. "And where do you think you are going?" she asks.
::sheepishly grins:: "I heard Juhachi calling..."
Setsuna smacks him silly, leaving him dazed on the ground as she looks for something to tie him up with.
-- Kuririn
Shampoo's face lights up. "Come to grandmother's restaurant. Cat Cafe have very good Chinese food. You like, very much!"
-- Shampoo
Usagi boils up and suddenly shouts. "DON"T CALL ME MEATBALL HEAD!!!!!"
She turns to Shampoo-chan. "Cat Cafe do you say! Well, why don't we check it out!" She turns to the senshi who seemed pissed at her for calling them hear just to get burned!
-- Usagi
Chibi tauntingly says "MEATBALLHEAD, MEATBALLHEAD, MEATBALLHEAD ...MEATBALLHEAD...whoa..."
::Sailor P then grabs Chibi before she can continue::
"Hey Sailor P, why did you have to yank me out of there before I could say Meatball Head again??"
-- Sailor Cosmos