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Questionnaire Hell

I used to have a ton of these annoying things but unfortunatley most of them were deleted. It's a real bitch because most of them were rather funny. ::sigh:: Oh well...

  May 2003

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? With parents. ::annoyed sigh:: But as soon as college is over I'm going as far away as possible. Grah.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Anne Rice's "The Tale of the Body Thief"

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE MAT? Nothing, the flimsy House of Anime mousepad is coming apart.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAMES? Haven't played those in a loooong time. Used to like Shark Attack, tho.

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINES? Don't read them.

6. BABIES? ::picks up a mallet:: Where? Where?!

7. FAVORITE SOUND? .... ::blinks:: Sound? Thunder, I guess.

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Pings of conscience, damn them.

9. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Accomplishment.

10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? "Goody, another day in hell... Think I'll sleep another hour."

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Three.

12. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? for a girl: Lina ; for a boy: Rue

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Finding a job that doesn't suck and can earn cool recognition from fellow artists. ::siiiiigh:: The American economy sucks.

14. FAVORITE FOODS? Anything seafood related.

15. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? No, seen too many episodes of Paramedics.

16. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No, afraid I'll ruin them or something. The Disney ones sit in an old box in the attic and the anime related ones sit in a glass cabinet in my room.

17. STORMS: COOL OR SCARY? Coooooooooooooooooool, especially the ones that cause floods. XD

18. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A black '87 Mazda.

19. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Naoko Takeuchi, Seki Tomokazu, Yu Watase, or Akira Ishida.

20. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Yeaaaaaaah, I'd like to keep my brain cells thank-you-very-much.

21. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Pices.

22. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Sometimes.

23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE JOB IN THE WORLD WHAT WOULD IT BE? Manga artist or Disney animator.

24. IF YOU DYED YOUR HAIR, WHAT COLOR WOULD IT BE? Violet or aquamarine.

25. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Nope, thank god.

26. THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? half empty

27. FAVORITE MOVIES? The Nightmare Before Christmas, Identity, and (for now) Final Destination 2

28. YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Home row keys, heh, no.

29. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Plastic crates full of old items.

30. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Swimming, though I prefer to participate.

31. OF THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I'll just be happy if none of them want to kill me afterwards. ::lol:: Hey, as always, I didn't start it!

32. WHO IS MOST LIKELY NOT TO RESPOND? Jonathan.

  July 2003

How Bad Are You Really?

Directions: Ask yourself the following questions. For every 'Yes' give yourself 2 points then add up your points at the end to find out how bad you are. It's that easy.....

Have You Ever...

1. Smoked?

2. Been drunk as hell?

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex?

4. Screwed someone of the same sex?

5. Shoplifted? 2

6. Lied? 2

7. Betrayed a friend? 2

8. Been to jail?

9. Smoked weed?

10. Done LSD?

11. Done any other illegal drug?

12. Given oral sex?

13. Received oral sex?

14. Screwed something not of the human race?

15. Screwed something not alive?

16. Cheated on someone? 2

17. Used someone? 2

18. Paid someone for sex?

19. Been paid for sex?

20. Played strip poker?

21. Skipped school? 2

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk?

23. Danced naked? 2

24. Danced naked in public?

25. Flashed someone?

26. Mooned someone?

27. Kissed someone? 2

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? 2

29. Held hands? 2

30. Hugged someone? 2

31. French kissed?

32. Had sexual fantasies? 2

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies?

34. Stolen money? 2

35. Stolen money from family? 2

36. Stolen drugs from family?

37. Been convicted of a crime?

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'?

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?

40. Been called a whore?

41. Been called a bitch? 2

42. Watched porn? 2 (Bleck.)

43. Taped porn?

44. Watched porn you taped?

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?

47. Used sex 'toys'?

48. Tried to kill yourself?

49. Tried to kill someone else? 2

50. Told someone you hated them? 2

51. Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? 2

Total: 38

  August 2003

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Audrey Nicole

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Pink jeans...what?

3. WHAT SOUNDS ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Siam Shade "Bloody Train" on mp3

4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 1436, easy to remember!

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Mashed potatoes from K.F.C.

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Either violet or aquamarine.

7. WHERE DO YOU PLAN TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON? Japan or New Zealand

8. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Muggy, if only it would rain...

9. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Melissa.

10. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Their looks.

11. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Sure, wish she chatted more these days, tho.

12. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I'm happier than I've been in months, actually.

13. FAVORITE DRINK? Coke.

14. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? No thanks.

15. HOW DO YOU EAT A BISCUIT? I'm not a big fan of bread.

16. FAVORITE SPORTS? Swimming

17. HAIR COLOR? A horrid dark brown.

18. EYE COLOR? Hazel.

19. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No.

20. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? Nathan-17

21. FAVORITE MONTH? December

22. FAVORITE FOOD? Seafood, especially crab.

23. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? X-mas

24. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? No.

25. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Depends on the person, not usually.

26. FAVORITE MUSIC? J-Pop or K-Pop

27. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter

28. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs

29. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? "Depends... Will the relationship be painful? Or will the one night stand leave me happy and satisfied?" ...I'd have to agree with that.

30. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla

31. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? It would be nice.

32. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Jonathan or Ashley

33. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Not sure, I've been surprised a lot lately by these things.

34. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? ::scowls:: With the parents till I'm finished with the local college.

35. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Just finished Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix, now I'm on to Blood & Gold.

36. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A cat girl...

37.WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? Waiting for Day-chan to call and catching up with distro orders.

38. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Went to the mall and bought stuff.

39. FAVORITE SMELLS? Rasberry lotion.

40. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? The rat cage when it's dirty.

41. FAVORITE SOUND? Thunder

42. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Pressure and being ignored.

43. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Well, my morning doesn't usually start till 3 o'clock in the afternoon.

44. FAVORITE COLOR(S)? Violet, aquamarine, sky blue, orange, and crimson red.

45. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE ANSWERING PHONE? 2

46.FUTURE KIDS? I'd like a daughter but not any time soon.

47. FAVORITE SAYING? "Sore wa sore, kore wa kore" (That is one thing, this is another.)

48. MOVIE? Nightmare on Elm Street 5, Robert Englund kicks ass.

49. SONG? "Mizu Kagami" by Seki Tomokazu

50. TV SHOW? Samurai Jack

51. ACTOR? Johnny Depp, Robert Englund

52. ACTRESS? Janeane Gerafelo, Julia Roberts

53. NUMBER? 4

54. CARTOON? Samurai Jack

55. GOING OUT WITH ANYONE? Not right now.

56. IF NOT, DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? Not really.

57. NAME? ::sighs::

58. DO YOUR FRIENDS KNOW THIS PERSON? What person? >.<

About Yourself

you name: audrey

nicknames: buruma, b-chan

your age: 20

your hair color: dark brown

your eye color: hazel

your height: 5'5"

your weight: 130 ::scowl::

your birth place: Norfolk, Virginia

your current location: Chattanooga, Tennessee

Guys and Girls

are you taken or single: single

if so, by who: . . .

any crushes: none at the moment

if so, who: . . .

have you ever been in love: nope

how many times: never...

are you now: no, no, and NO!

who of the opposite sex has the nicest ass: not looking

who of the opposite sex had the nicest body: around here? heh...yeaah...

who is just plain out hot as hell: ...I don't like whoever wrote this damn thing.

are you a virgin: ::scowls::

who do you wanna get in bed: no one in this area

Friends

who are your best friends: ashley

who are your friends: ashley, thomas, day-chan, diane, jonathan, shauna, some others, plus a bunch of online people...

who is your best friend of the opposite sex: hard to say...

which friend do you hang out with the most: ashley

which friend do you trust the most: ashley

which friend do you have the most fun with: day-chan

which friend makes you laugh the most: shauna

which friend do you get in the most trouble with: tabi

which friend just doesn't give a fuck about anything: hmm, that'd probably be me ^^;

Questions That Don't Matter ...

what are you wearing: pink jeans and a white tube top

what are you listening to: "Yura Yura" from Inu Yasha

who are you talking to: no one

who was the last person you hugged, and when: my mom, yesterday

who was the last person you kissed, and when: would much rather forget, thanks

if your a virgin, do you want to be? yes

if not, who you want to change that (once again, be honest): ...

what are you doing this weekend: don't know yet

what was the last cd you bought: Gackt "Rebirth"

compose cds {meaning just music no words}. Sailor Moon Orgel Fantasia

are you listening to it now: no

korn is a hell of alot better than limp bizkit, aren't they: don't care for either

fred durst is a sell out bitch, isn't he: told ya, I don't like either group

are you grounded: no one has been able to ground me in four years

who do you love of the same sex: sore wa himitsu desu ^_~

who do you love of the opposite sex: not attracted to any of the guys around here right now, if any of them were like Samurai Jack or Xelloss then that would be a different story... ::sigh::

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